She’s Giving C**t

She’s Giving C**nt is the fanny pack version of “don’t talk to me unless you’re bringing snacks or compliments.” Handmade from recycled t‑shirt yarn, she’s crocheted into a durable, structured exterior that looks luxe, feels sturdy, and holds her shape like she has boundaries.

And yes—she’s metallic. Flashy on the outside, classy on the inside (or something like that). Finished with a secure zipper closure and hardware that’s meticulously hand stitched, because Very Slow Fashion doesn’t do flimsy.

Open her up and you’ll find a repurposed fabric lining that’s also hand stitched—clean, durable, and made to handle real life. Plus, she’s treated to be water & dirt resistant, so you can wear her out without babying her.

Details

• Treat her right: Hand wash cold with a detergent + water mixture, then lay flat to dry.

• Bells & whistiles: Treated to be water & dirt resistant (still—be nice to her).