Set it & Forget it Trash Planter: large

I called these “Set it & Forget it Trash Planters,” the ultimate hanging planter for the plant person who doesn’t think that they could ever possibly, in any way, even consider being a plant person.

With my super-secret formula and magical mixture of propagated plants, I have managed to keep these leafy lads thriving in these wasteless water planters for quite some time, and I am confident in your ability to do the same.

Do you want to know my secret? I’ll break all three of them down in an adorable little instruction sheet, included with your new friends.

Don’t be nervous, these are not complicated instructions. One of them is literally “hang up the trash planter”.

Set It & Forget It Trash Planters come complete with a bottle, a crocheted plant hanger, and a propagated plant mixture of cool, leafy stuff… and succulents. Shit, I’ll even throw in the water for free!

Includes:

• 1 repurposed, 750 ml glass bottle

• 1 handmade recycled, cotton, crocheted plant hanger with gold ring

• Assortment of propagated plants, including, but not limited to: 1-3 Swiss cheese Monstera rooted cuttings, 1 satin pathos rooted cutting, 1-2 burrow’s tail rooted cutting, 1-3 ric rac cactus rooted cutting

• 1/2-1 full cleaned/sanitized copper penny minted from or before 1982

• The water