Nothing Rhymes With Orange

Nothing Rhymes With Orange is the fanny pack that proves “neutral” doesn’t have to mean boring. That boho burnt orange recycled t‑shirt yarn is bold enough to catch your eye, but chill enough to pair with basically any outfit/occasion.

Handmade and crocheted for a durable, structured exterior, she’s finished with a secure zipper closure—and a little “kiss” of mixed materials: recycled cotton cord wrapped around the zipper line for extra texture and that subtle, elevated detail.

As always, the good stuff is in the construction: hardware and a repurposed fabric lining are meticulously hand stitched, because Very Slow Fashion doesn’t do flimsy. And she’s treated to be water & dirt resistant, so you can wear her out without babying her.

Details

• Treat her right: Hand wash cold with a detergent + water mixture, then lay flat to dry.

• Bells & whistiles: Treated to be water & dirt resistant (still—be nice to her)